“there were no black people in the film brave”
“there were no fat people in the les mis film”
“there were no humans in the film The Hobbit.”
- me: wow could my thighs get any bigger *sits down*
- me: apparently yes
could you imagine being on tumblr with all your followers physically present just like a group of 300 people standing around staring at you and every time you say anything a handful of them just repeat it to eachother for a few minutes
the internet is a strange place
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
acceptable ways to say the word ‘yes’:
- yes
- ye s
- eyse
- yES
- ye
unnaceptable ways to say the word ‘yes’:
- yesh :3
when I was in the seventh grade I accidentally got invited to a birthday party but the kid realized he sent me an invite and told me not to come and I was just sadly watching people post on Facebook about how they were getting ready and then out of nowhere a giant blizzard knocked out power for the entire town and they had to cancel and that’s why I believe in god
“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”
Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals
yes
